When I ask for the time and someone hands me a watch that's not in Swatch Beats

User: Gets fast laptop
User: Installs Windows
User: Installs million things
User: Runs them all on startup
Computer: Runs slow

Them: If Plan 9 was so good why didn't they make Plan 9 2?

Me, an intellectual who likes Urbit:

Drugs, Bionicles Show more

Lewd Bionicles pic, literal, you've been warned

Bionicle Renders Show more

Juicy Instance Drama, Report Logs Show more

Me during literally any conversation about Twitter

@lunarised Fun fact.

The blonde friend from How to Meet Girls at a Distance was the voice actor for this Power Rangers Villian

bad art Show more

Instance Admin Stuff Show more

selfie ec etc etc Show more

Masto features I didn't know about: Verification of your blog

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Layer 13 :: Ego

Layer 13 of the Protocol Seven System