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Wha- what does a mascot do?
Do I have a theme or am I like a pet of sorts?...

I'm okay with anything๐Ÿ˜“

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@tA @somarasu @moth @amphetamine
I Hate Every Last One Of You (but sorry 6in Heels is the winner if I'm making a band)

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In the words of our lord and saviour, Kendrick Lamar:
Why you babysittin only two or three toots?
Ima show you how to give that shit a boost.
First you fill a swiming pool full of slime and then you diiive in it
Flaming pool full of slime then you diiive in it

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@Lumb

:possum: :rhg_i: :possum:
:rhg_t:โ€‹:rhg_h:โ€‹:rhg_i:โ€‹:rhg_n:โ€‹:rhg_k:
:lazer_D: โ€‹:rhg_o:โ€‹:rhg_g:โ€‹:lazer_S:
:lazer_S:โ€‹:rhg_h:โ€‹:rhg_o:โ€‹:rhg_u:โ€‹:rhg_l:โ€‹:lazer_D:
:lazer_V:โ€‹:rhg_o:โ€‹:lazer_T:โ€‹:rhg_e:

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a good gender-neutral term to use in professional correspondence is "warrior"

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Why is it so hard to tell my stupid brain to not think about drinking the bottle of pen ink on my desk

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time for another day of being a gay slime girl tho so be warned

When Neitzsche said "God is dead" he actually meant "God" to be a metaphor for "Muse" and "is dead" to be an allegory for "'s albums are fuarking garbage"

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there is a netflix original show called 'money heist'. if only all shows could be this direct. 'crime mafia'. 'cartoon family'. 'sex hospital'. really lets you know what you're in for

Imagine if we didn't have any actual celebrities but only like, niche community celebrities

imagine turning on the news and seeing about the latest goings on of "Farkimedes from the Lego Discord"

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COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

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BORN TO LOVE
WORLD IS A HECK
3860256285726502 VALID FRIENDS

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Layer 13 of the Protocol Seven System