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one of the more interesting parts of my flat, is that earlier in the year we spent a few weeks luring ducks from the nearby pond to our flat with bread

and for a few months since, they've been coming back daily for their feed

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Today's aesthetic is miscellaneous green items from yesterday's Kmart trip with @lunarised including:

- a cactus themed water dispenser
- some artificial moss rabbits, which touching felt Very Nice™️
- potentially a birthday card
- a bootleg LEGO set modeled after Christchurch's stadium, including oddly specific sponsorship logos

You know what? I think I just found my entire a e s t h e t i c in one picture

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If i could just find a nice slime girl to dom, that would be subslime

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before I got my hermit crabs I was reading about them and I saw a clickbait? kind of? article about them saying “hermit crabs are not REALLY crabs!” and basically it just described hermit crabs for like four paragraphs then was like “ah yes they’re closer to lobsters thanks for reading” and???? i don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that

I wade into JB-HIFI, swinging my massive scrotum, a plethora of woodland creatures chirp at my side;

“I require a vacuum cleaner, tailored and personalised to my needs exactly”

A helpful JB-HIFI customer service representative chimes “I think I have the perfect thing”

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Everyone please welcome @insaane

They're a vaporwave friendo of mine who would like to see Lain's light 🙏

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Hanging my programmer socks on the fireplace for santa to put his goodies into

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I'm not even actually hornt, i just like to fit in sometimes

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racing to post the most woke toot of all time before anyone else does, i quickly write "calling things classist is classist" and watch the signal boosts roll in

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HELLO, CORTANA HERE. COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU'RE USING YOUR MASTERCARD® TO PURCHASE LOTS OF ICE CREAM LATELY. HERE'S A LINK TO THE DEPRESSION HOTLINE

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speaking of names like holy shit if people make fun of you for your name do not take it to heart. My last name is Jewell and they made fun of THAT. That’s basically like top twenty coolest last names in this language and still got absolutely shredded on for it. Your name is good and cool don’t worry bullies are just stupid 💖

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Layer 13 :: Ego

Layer 13 of the Protocol Seven System