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Daily life tip with lunarised

"If people hate you, don't hate them"

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If i could just find a nice slime girl to dom, that would be subslime

/dev/sda2 isn't the only thing im gonna mount tonight ;)

/dev/sda1 needs some love too

The 800k likes on the YT rewind are just people in Australia trying to dislike

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User: Gets fast laptop
User: Installs Windows
User: Installs million things
User: Runs them all on startup
Computer: Runs slow
User:

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I wade into JB-HIFI, swinging my massive scrotum, a plethora of woodland creatures chirp at my side;

“I require a vacuum cleaner, tailored and personalised to my needs exactly”

A helpful JB-HIFI customer service representative chimes “I think I have the perfect thing”

"If you vote for me, it'll be the last time you have to vote". - Every modern politician

Good morning freds. What did y'all do today

Righteo friends. I'm off to sleep. Keep those frowns upside down while I'm gone :D

Hanging my programmer socks on the fireplace for santa to put his goodies into

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Ladies love a man with confidence which is why I boost my own toots

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg pair of programming socks

Anyone know of any swatch beat friendly smart watches

Fuck yeah, i use bspwm
Balls!
Some
Prat's
Watching
Me

If anyone has any blogpost topics, lemme know. Kinda boring just writing about shit you hate

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Layer 13 :: Ego

Layer 13 of the Protocol Seven System